Me- I just got my first penis picture. Is this what I have to look forward to?
BGD- Oh, a picture sext. I get those often. It’s only attractive if you can see the whole man in his glory. Like would Michelangelo’s David be a hot alabaster cropped sext? I doubt it.
Me- Let’s be honest, I’m ridiculous.
BGD- If by ridiculous you mean fabulous playgirl dating super hero then yes.