Is this dating? Texts from my BGD (Best gay dude)

Me- I just got my first penis picture.  Is this what I have to look forward to? 

BGD- Oh, a picture sext. I get those often.  It’s only attractive if you can see the whole man in his glory.  Like would Michelangelo’s David be a hot alabaster cropped sext? I doubt it.  

 

Me- Let’s be honest, I’m ridiculous.

BGD- If by ridiculous you mean fabulous playgirl dating super hero then yes.  

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