I interupt my normal schedule of posts to bring you this important announcement….
Tonight I’m going on a date dressed like this:
Girl on the left. With grey top.
Movie date. At his place. He told me he wasn’t getting fancy and would probaly wear his pj pants. I laughed and said.. cool, I’m not dressing up then either. So I’m looking like my cute, sporty self. This bodes well for us all if he’s into this look, as it’s very much the normal me. If not, well…. no big loss.
Sidenote— I am wearing my Lululemon pants.. they make my ass look good.
“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits.
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.”- Tina Fey
In retrospect, I’m pretty damn hot. Thanks Tina, I can always count on you.
My text: Question time… I want him to 1. Not be able to take his eyes off of me and 2. Wish he was fucking me all night… What do I wear?
My Dating Guru’s response:
Heels, skinny jeans or something to accent your legs (they’re my favorite feature), shirt with a minor plunge to show off the girls.
Flaunt but leave room for the imagination.
Thong or lace panties that…if they ride up a bit are visually appealing. You want his eyes and mind thinking about the sweetness under those clothes.
Verdict: I got exactly what I wanted AND came to a very important conclusion..
While the clothes speak volumes.. I’m pretty sure the sexiest thing I was wearing that day was confidence.
So how about you? What do you wear when you want to make a “Come Fuck Me” impression?